For Wenzels, For Country, For Yale

DKE Bros

Upon completing my last final

When people talk about how much better they are because they “get off campus”

I’m just like,

Yale School of Art

Meeting my friend’s parents for the first time

Dubra shots

What I imagine goes on at Skull and Bones meetings

Trying to do work high

When I want to get drunk but all of my friends have to study for finals

I’m just like,

Grindr conversations